From AR15.com-- spot the win

[Napoleon_Tanerite]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/springfield 1911/form1picedited.jpg

[HotRodKush]

That would be my #1 reason, too.

[Quantim0]

Seen it before. Brilliant, but I didn't know he actually got the stamp.

I'm setting up a trust for Class 3 this weekend, I guess I can know what reason to fall back on.

[oodn-oodn]

Well duuh, why do any of us have AR15s with lots of magazines?
:) :) :) :bomb:

[Displacement]

Awesome. I kind of liked the fine print toward the bottom-

"Are you a fugitive from justice?" Yes.... No. Wait, what's the right answer??

[Scurvy]

I have the ability to buy a friend's AR on the cheap. Maybe I'll get it, apply for the SBR and see if zombies is a good enough reason

[CoolAid]

LOL Zombies.

[Nick!]

Ha!! I live in Seymour CT!!

[speeddemon]

Ha!! I live in Seymour CT!!
I just noticed that,LMAO......this would sound like something the knuckleheads at valley firearms would do

[Phantompooper]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z10/phantompoop er/n514460582_787102_4061.jpg

[SICKS.OH]

LMAO

great pic!

[Steel Chicken]

zombie apocalypse will happen one day, mark my words!
(goes back to basement to work on zombie generating virus)

[irvbulldogs72]

A moderator once posted this on another board I post on. I ctrl+c ctrl+v'ed it because it's too awesome not to share.

This is long. Deal.

Zombie Disaster Recovery Plan

"Hey man, is that the walking dead shambling toward our house?"

"Why, yes. I do believe you are right."

"Gates locked?"

"Check."

"Dogs secured?"

"Check."

"I'll move the cars to the lawn and block the entrance to the house."

"Good idea. Where's all the ammo?"

"On the floor of my closet next to the gun safe."

"Excellent. Are all the clips loaded"

"Yep - 20 stripper clips for the SKS. Three magazines each for the Ruger P94 and the SigPro .40cals. Two for the Makarov. Bring all the ammo, most of it is under my bed..."

"Sweet. What exactly is the tally for firearms in the house this week?"

"Lemme think. There's the Makarov 9x18, the Ruger 10/22, the Remington "magnum" shotgun- it was my dad's- I think it's the 890, The yugo SKS, the Ruger single six - but it's really old and twitchy- I wouldn't use it except as a weapon of last resort, then there is the Ruger p94 .40 cal and the SigPro 2340 .40cal."

"Damn!"

"I have a problem with stopping..."

"I noticed."

"Think we should wake your girlfriend?"

"Dude - you know how grumpy she gets when she's woken up. Let her sleep."

"Good point. Think the gunfire will wake her?"

-raised eyebrow-

"Right. What was I thinking?"

"Head shots?"

"Head shots."

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

"Nice job. Head shots at 50 yards. This is easy."

"Want to go driving around? We can take the sun roof off..."

"Nice!"

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.

"Okay - we've cleared the whole block. And the next block. And, hell, half a mile in either direction. Leave me some next time. How many rounds do you have left?"

"Well, if we started with 600 rounds total, and there are ten rounds per clip, and... hmmn... carry the four... A whole fuckload. I haven't even used any of the .22lr for the 10/22 or the handguns."

"Excellent. Lets go back home. I need to use the bathroom."

-drives home-

"Hey look, my mom showed up."

"Is she walking dead?"

"Well, she looks like she was driving. I think not."

"Better check her for bite marks."

-No bite marks are found-

"What's that ruckus?"

"She brought her two yip yip dogs."

"Hey, think we should wake up your girlfriend now?"

"Do you want to be the one to tell her the internet is down?"

"Ooh, good point."



- 2 hours Later-



"Well, now we're just doing this for fun. Let's go to the gunshop. We're running low on 7.62x39mm."

"Cool. Are we in any actual danger?"

"Nah, we've still got three bricks of 22LR for the Ruger 10/22 and the single six - not to mention the Makarov and the .40 cals. We're good. We'd just have to get closer."

"That's messier."

"Yeah, I know. Let's roll. Mom? Cover the house."

"Will do. Pick me up something nickel-plated will you?"

"Sure, no problem."


-At Turners Outdoorsman (aka- the local gun store)

-Store is staffed, the dead litter the block out front, we receive cover fire from the roof, no charge.


"Hi folks. You guys still open?"

"Oh sure. Come on in. Whatcha need?"

"Well, 2000 rounds of 7.62 x 39mm, 1000 round of .40 cal, some snacks, 5 more magazines for each handgun -oh- and do you guys think you can waive that waiting period thing? My mum needs her own handgun. That 4" weighted-barrel .357 magnum, hmmmmmm 400 rounds for it, and 300 rounds of 38 special."

"Oh sure. The credit card machine is down but we can do it the old fashioned way. It's only take a few minutes."

"Sweet!"


-Next day-


Girlfriend wakes up.

"Hey guys - um, why is the street littered with corpses and why and I tripping over brass?"

"Walking dead."

"Walking dead?"

"Walking dead."

"Slow moving, George Romero Walking dead or Fast-moving, Resident Evil, Rage-infected monkey- walking dead?"

"Slow Moving, shambling type."

"Brain eaters?"

"Think so."

"And you saw fit not to wake me?"

"They posed less of a danger than waking you."

"Good point. Did you save me any?"

"We can go driving around. Maybe at the College. You can take out Sorority row..."

"I love you guys..."

"We know..."



That is why zombies would never be a problem near my house.

[Phantompooper]

Awesome, I figure I have enough buckshot to get me to the Big5 near my house. Plus the stairs to my apartment are a great elevated pinch point.

[speeddemon]

I have about 5000 rounds of 8MM.....single shot mauser rounds to the zombies heads

[Nick!]

Ok, right now, about 200 rounds of 9 mm, 30 buck shots, 15 single shot 1 oz slugs and 40 .45 rounds. We'll see how I do.