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Old 01-23-2009, 07:44 PM   #1
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LOL at Cobalt.

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Old 01-23-2009, 07:52 PM   #2
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That was funny
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:11 PM   #3
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I bet that sucked for the guy in the Cobalt.
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Old 01-23-2009, 09:04 PM   #4
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Too funny, crap with wings apparently.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:21 PM   #5
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ha ha had to watch that one twice...
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:35 PM   #6
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What a trip...
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:38 PM   #7
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LOL although I have seen those turbo Caravans run LOW 12's!!
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:58 AM   #8
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LMAO that poor, poor cobalt.
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:35 AM   #9
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I've heard those vans are pretty quick.
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:45 AM   #10
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dude you would never get pulled over in that thing...

"officer it couldnt have been me racing that guy...this thing cant even do 90!"...lol
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:07 AM   #11
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My dad still has an '89 turbo minivan. I remember back when it still ran well it was decently quick. I remember he raced an integra and put a good amount of car lengths on it. It was bone stock too. Their motors are pretty bullet proof. I think he can add a ton of boost on them for a stock motor. They really don't weigh a whole lot and you can strip them down really good. Now it doesn't run so well. I still dont think he has repaired the blown head gasket.
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:15 PM   #12
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thats almost as bad as the minivan that beat that 4th gen Z28 at the track.
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:21 PM   #13
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i saw this awhile back its hilarious good pick i dont think it was ever posted on here!!
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^ wow wonder who that's talking about???
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:57 PM   #14
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That van has 52# injectors and a meth injection kit!!!
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Old 01-24-2009, 11:22 PM   #15
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Driver of the Cobalt had a nice "gangsta lean", guess that doesn't make you go faster?

Thought that was all part of a ricers checklist when racing...
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:45 AM   #16
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Haha talk about an ego-killer.
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Old 01-25-2009, 07:17 PM   #17
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this is awesome. Friend of mine had nitrous on an Astrovan and would mess with people all the time...until he blew his engine! Fun while it lasted I guess.
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:04 PM   #18
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cobalt owners are among the worst of ricers. i know a few and they always have an excuse to why i beat them by 8-10 cars. im sure he had an excuse after the race lol
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:33 AM   #19
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Talk about lookin like an idiot, That kid probably went home and cried.....i would have loved to see that shit in person. Pure FUNNY
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Old 01-29-2009, 05:51 AM   #20
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HA!!! Dam ricers
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:44 PM   #21
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Pretty sure there is a video floating around of a minivan beating a GTO at the track too.

Thats what I would call an ultimate sleeper with no booty factor though...

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Old 01-30-2009, 10:19 PM   #22
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haha that's hilarious.
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:49 AM   #23
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:04 AM   #24
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Wanted to see what it ran.

I remember back in high school a friend of mine was driving his mom's van one day and took all the seats out and started racing people for money.

He made a lot of money that day romping on Integras, Civics, V6 Stangs, and the likes.
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