Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

Gripenfelter · 07-30-2009, 06:20 AM

Saw this on another board. Hilarious results.

Text a girl on your phone list whom you normally wouldn't text this to and post the results.

I texted my wife and our neighbour down the street.

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	Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Did you accidentally PM me instead of one of your hoochies? Me: Depends... Her: I need to put the kids to bed and then maybe. Me: Shweet. Her: Just lie on your stomach and if it starts to hurt bite your pillow. Me: Gah!

^^My wife has a wicked sense of humour...I think.

Neighbour down the street...

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	Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: What about your wife? Me: Seriously? Sweet I'll let her know and we can make it a 3sum. Her: No you idiot I meant won't she care? Me: Only if I don't involve her. Her: You guys are strange. Her: I don't do girls. Me: She has a strap on. You won't know the difference. Her: I'll think about it. Me: Sweet. Your dad was so worried that you might be depressed or something about your dog getting fat. Her: WAT? Me: It was his idea. * no response for 5 mins* Her: Thanks. My dad thinks I'm crazy now. Me: I gotta go bite my pillow now. TTYL. Her: WAT?

USNGoat · 07-30-2009, 06:31 AM

This has been going on on a local forum for like 2 weeks now. It is pretty funny...

T-FATTY · 07-30-2009, 06:33 AM

Sounds like the neighbor is a GO!

LaTechGTO · 07-30-2009, 06:37 AM

^^ +1

Just tried a few... awaiting results

forever24 · 07-30-2009, 06:39 AM

T-FATTY · 07-30-2009, 06:47 AM

Forever24, check for text.

forever24 · 07-30-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by T-FATTY...


	Forever24, check for text.

you shut your whore mouth when I am talking

Flashpoint · 07-30-2009, 07:01 AM

text is white sucks

USNGoat · 07-30-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Flashpoint...


	text is white sucks

So do sentence fragments.

T-FATTY · 07-30-2009, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by forever24...


	you shut your whore mouth when I am talking

Enough with the the talking then.
Check for text like i told you woman!
And yes i had my wheaties this morning - What!

The White Phantom · 07-30-2009, 07:05 AM

Flashpoint · 07-30-2009, 07:05 AM

meh, text in white

forever24 · 07-30-2009, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by T-FATTY...


	Enough with the the talking then. Check for text like i told you woman! And yes i had my wheaties this morning - What!

It's so nice to know you still love me.

Herooftheday17044 · 07-30-2009, 07:17 AM

LOL Hilarious!

Son of Mad Dog · 07-30-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by VeritasGT...

I see what you did there.

**Maggie** · 07-30-2009, 08:07 AM

I don't know what I'd do if I got that text....Maybe I'll text it to Liberty???

**Doric** · 07-30-2009, 08:08 AM

I sent it to my sister-in-law.

...I'll be back in an hour.

**Maggie** · 07-30-2009, 08:11 AM

**GagToe** · 07-30-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Doric...


	I sent it to my sister-in-law. ...I'll be back in an hour.

About time! About a 29 minute drive?

GTOMAR · 07-30-2009, 08:12 AM

Hahaha, classic. Wish that was my neighbor

now

of all girls texted!

AWPGTO · 07-30-2009, 08:12 AM

me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: When you gonna fix my truck?

LaTechGTO · 07-30-2009, 08:24 AM

Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: boy you know you can hit this anytime you want.
*30 minutes later*
Her: I want your body
Me: I'll tell you what I want... *censored*

codyallcorn · 07-30-2009, 08:37 AM

ME: When do i get to tap that!
HER: I'm dating your best friend!!!

^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.

T-FATTY · 07-30-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by codyallcorn...


	ME: When do i get to tap that! HER: I'm dating your best friend!!! ^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.

Lmao, this is getting good.

christoffa · 07-30-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by codyallcorn...


	ME: When do i get to tap that! HER: I'm dating your best friend!!! ^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.

LMAO!

However, she did not say no.......

thekingntb · 07-30-2009, 08:55 AM

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: When are you coming back to Buffalo?
Me: For my 21st bday in Feb..
Her: Are you going to stay with me when you come?
Me: Sure, will I be able to tap that?
Her: How long will you be here for?
Me: Probably 4-5 days.
Her: Ok, than well do it when you come home and you sleep with me every night.

My bday should be FUN haha..

Use As Directed · 07-30-2009, 08:59 AM

Hey, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When are you going to teach me how to drive your car?
(Pause for 4 minutes)
Me: You're too expensive for my taste
Her: Wat?

SeanFlynn · 07-30-2009, 09:14 AM

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that??
Her: Wrong #, this is your wife

codyallcorn · 07-30-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by T-FATTY...


	Lmao, this is getting good.

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Originally Posted by christoffa...


	LMAO! However, she did not say no.......

I think you guys are right, i will persue this and report back.

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Originally Posted by young hp...


	Hey, when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: When are you going to teach me how to drive your car? (Pause for 4 minutes) Me: You're too expensive for my taste Her: Wat?

LOL

forever24 · 07-30-2009, 09:31 AM

Ok, at first I thought this was a stupid idea. Then I tried it. So here we go.

me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
me: well?
Kim: um......

Then she called me and said she would think about it!

The instructions were to text a girl in your phone list that I wouldn't normally text this to. That would be Kim.