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Old 07-30-2009, 07:20 AM   #1
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Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

Saw this on another board. Hilarious results.

Text a girl on your phone list whom you normally wouldn't text this to and post the results.

I texted my wife and our neighbour down the street.

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Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Did you accidentally PM me instead of one of your hoochies?
Me: Depends...
Her: I need to put the kids to bed and then maybe.
Me: Shweet.
Her: Just lie on your stomach and if it starts to hurt bite your pillow.
Me: Gah!

^^My wife has a wicked sense of humour...I think.

Neighbour down the street...
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Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What about your wife?
Me: Seriously? Sweet I'll let her know and we can make it a 3sum.
Her: No you idiot I meant won't she care?
Me: Only if I don't involve her.
Her: You guys are strange.
Her: I don't do girls.
Me: She has a strap on. You won't know the difference.
Her: I'll think about it.
Me: Sweet. Your dad was so worried that you might be depressed or something about your dog getting fat.
Her: WAT?
Me: It was his idea.
* no response for 5 mins*
Her: Thanks. My dad thinks I'm crazy now.
Me: I gotta go bite my pillow now. TTYL.
Her: WAT?

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Old 07-30-2009, 07:31 AM   #2
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This has been going on on a local forum for like 2 weeks now. It is pretty funny...
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:33 AM   #3
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Sounds like the neighbor is a GO!
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:37 AM   #4
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^^ +1

Just tried a few... awaiting results
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:39 AM   #5
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:47 AM   #6
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Forever24, check for text.
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:55 AM   #7
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Forever24, check for text.

you shut your whore mouth when I am talking
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:01 AM   #8
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text is white sucks
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:03 AM   #9
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text is white sucks

So do sentence fragments.
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:04 AM   #10
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you shut your whore mouth when I am talking

Enough with the the talking then.
Check for text like i told you woman!
And yes i had my wheaties this morning - What!
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:05 AM   #11
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:05 AM   #12
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:05 AM   #13
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Enough with the the talking then.
Check for text like i told you woman!
And yes i had my wheaties this morning - What!

It's so nice to know you still love me.
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:17 AM   #14
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LOL Hilarious!
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:18 AM   #15
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I see what you did there.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:07 AM   #16
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I don't know what I'd do if I got that text....Maybe I'll text it to Liberty???
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:08 AM   #17
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I sent it to my sister-in-law.

...I'll be back in an hour.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:11 AM   #18
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:11 AM   #19
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I sent it to my sister-in-law.

...I'll be back in an hour.

About time! About a 29 minute drive?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:12 AM   #20
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Hahaha, classic. Wish that was my neighbor now of all girls texted!
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:12 AM   #21
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me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: When you gonna fix my truck?
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:24 AM   #22
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Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: boy you know you can hit this anytime you want.
*30 minutes later*
Her: I want your body
Me: I'll tell you what I want... *censored*
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:37 AM   #23
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ME: When do i get to tap that!
HER: I'm dating your best friend!!!


^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.
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ME: When do i get to tap that!
HER: I'm dating your best friend!!!


^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.

Lmao, this is getting good.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:42 AM   #25
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ME: When do i get to tap that!
HER: I'm dating your best friend!!!


^DOH! I did the lottery method in my contacts list, i'm sure i'll hear about this one. Good news is he can't kick my ass and I can write it off as being drunk.

LMAO!

However, she did not say no.......
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:55 AM   #26
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Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: When are you coming back to Buffalo?
Me: For my 21st bday in Feb..
Her: Are you going to stay with me when you come?
Me: Sure, will I be able to tap that?
Her: How long will you be here for?
Me: Probably 4-5 days.
Her: Ok, than well do it when you come home and you sleep with me every night.

My bday should be FUN haha..
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Hey, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When are you going to teach me how to drive your car?
(Pause for 4 minutes)
Me: You're too expensive for my taste
Her: Wat?
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Me: When are you gonna let me tap that??
Her: Wrong #, this is your wife
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Lmao, this is getting good.

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LMAO!

However, she did not say no.......

I think you guys are right, i will persue this and report back.

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Hey, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When are you going to teach me how to drive your car?
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Me: You're too expensive for my taste
Her: Wat?

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Old 07-30-2009, 10:31 AM   #30
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Ok, at first I thought this was a stupid idea. Then I tried it. So here we go.


me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
me: well?
Kim: um......

Then she called me and said she would think about it!




The instructions were to text a girl in your phone list that I wouldn't normally text this to. That would be Kim.
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