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Old 07-31-2009, 09:05 PM   #1
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You've seen those goofy smart cars.


What are we going to do!!! We can't be driving these things!!!

Here are some alternatives.


The Smorvette!



The Smaudi A3 AWD!



The Smamborghini!



The Smorsche!



The Smerrari!



The Smustang!



and of course we have to have a Smoat!
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:32 PM   #2
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that's pretty funny stuff, the smustang is a little creepy looking.
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:57 PM   #3
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The hood scoops ruin the Smoat, IMO.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:07 PM   #4
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Wasn't there a Smoat in one of the Transformer's movies?
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:17 PM   #5
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Yeah the Smamaro was really a Smoat with a different body on it.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:25 PM   #6
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I'm on a Smoat, mothasmurfer, don't you ever forget!!!
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:27 PM   #7
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The hood scoops ruin the Smoat, IMO.

Lies. That makes the nose!
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:27 PM   #8
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I'm on a Smoat, mothasmurfer, don't you ever forget!!!

It ain't legit until you get your flippy-floppies and smurf a mermaid.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:30 PM   #10
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I reluctantly choose the Smoat.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:30 PM   #11
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It ain't legit until you get your flippy-floppies and smurf a mermaid.

Smurf trees, I climb buoys, mothasmurfers.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:32 PM   #12
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Smoat = caviler

Oh, wait......
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Smurf trees, I climb buoys, mothasmurfers.

I'm flipping burgers, you straight flippin' copies!
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:19 AM   #14
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Old 08-01-2009, 04:11 PM   #16
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Those smarts make me laugh. Every time I see one of those stupid things I start LMAO!
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Old 08-01-2009, 04:58 PM   #17
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What would this be categorized as- FWD, RWD, AWD?...

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The Smustang!

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Old 08-01-2009, 05:37 PM   #18
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^either rwd or awd.
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Old 08-01-2009, 06:28 PM   #19
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I'll go Smustang with a Hayabusa swap.
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Just stick it in the rear end.
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Old 08-02-2009, 04:13 AM   #21
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The Smoat needs 22's those factory 18's just don't fill the wheelwells............
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Old 08-02-2009, 05:56 AM   #22
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As goofy as it looks, it's a pretty badass alternative to the smart car. If someone could honestly pull it off people would buy the heck out of smaller cars. It's like big wheels for adults. Makes any car look like it's sitting on 24's and I bet that Smorsche would kill at the autocross. Can you get us a Smeterbilt?
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:42 AM   #23
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:06 AM   #24
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little black smart in the center lane, me in the right, guy in an audi in the left lane.

well, me and the audi running about 85 nicely up the toll road and buzzed by the smart car and I look in my mirror and the air wash of me and the audi almost made the smart car come out of his lane. looked like it might fall over
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I'll take a Smorvette.
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:12 AM   #26
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WTF 'TTT'ing a Lounge thread.

A repost at that. lulz
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A repost at that. lulz

Ha ha....I noticed that too....attention whore.
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little black smart in the center lane, me in the right, guy in an audi in the left lane.

well, me and the audi running about 85 nicely up the toll road and buzzed by the smart car and I look in my mirror and the air wash of me and the audi almost made the smart car come out of his lane. looked like it might fall over

I lol'd.

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