never leave your cell phone off!

A funny read.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/c...around_europe/

Quote: During the summer of 2007, I had the opportunity to backpack around Europe for 2 weeks. I talked about it often before I left. My girlfriend however, although great in many respects, was not the world's greatest listener. I left on Friday June 1st. despite even calling her to say goodbye the night before, she never realized I left. When I arrived home 2 weeks later, I had several emails from her, waiting in my inbox.... Friday, June 1st 11:31am Subject; maddy Babe! smooch Hey doll, me and the girls are gonna hit up the maddy tonight. I'll call you in a bit, you and the boys should come out too. love, em Friday June 1st 4:40pm Subject: Come out come out, hehe Hey hun, me again. Tried calling your cell a few times today but it kept going right to voicemail. You're not screening me are you? (Ed Note: my cell phone was off for the entire trip so that I wouldn't get insane roaming charges in europe.) Saturday June 2nd subject: missed you! (frowny face) JDddddd... I missed you last night! There were these two super creepy guys who kept trying to talk to us all night. I let the one guy buy me a drink and as soon as he handed it to me I told him he reminds me of my boyfriend, ha ha ha. I tried your cell again but again no answer, having cell problems dear? Anyway, Marla and me are going out for brunch to try and get over our hangovers... tonight, you and me, dinner at your place. Call me today. Sunday June 3rd Subject: Uh...hello...? JD, wtf. Why are you not responding to my ecalls and emails? Where are you?! I waited all night for you to get in touch with me. I'm not happy here babe... call me ASAP!!! Sunday June 3rd no subject. (Email was empty) Tuesday June 5th Subject: WTF What the smurf is going on?! Why are you avoiding me? You're not answering your cell, you won't return my texts.... JD wtf?! I know you're around! Your friend jeremy is such a bullshitter. When he said he hadn't seen you all weekend I could hear you talking in the background! I thought you were different smurf nut! (Ed. Apparently she called one of my friends to find out where I was on the weekend. I have no idea what she's talking about here though.) Last chance... call me tonight with the best excuse of your life or I walk asshole. Tuesday June 5th Subject: Read this asshole! I've tried call you, I've tried calling your friends, your mom. What the smurf did I do? Ws it just time? Time to dump me? You could at least tell it to my face asshole. We're through... don't call me, don't text me, don't bother now. You'll never know what you lost, I was the one, and now I feel sorry for you because you'll never have that again. I feel so sorry for you, ha ha ha. (ed: she left messages at my mom's demanding I call her back. My mom would've called her to tell her I was in Europe except she didn't leave her number and my mom doesn't have it.) (Ed: I just got dumped while I was on a different continent than my girlfriend... I've been in Europe only 5 days... and the emails are just beginning. Friday June 8th :no subject I hate you. Sunday june 10th subject: fuuuuuuck U hey smurf fcee, remmembe r that friend of mine that I was you were jealous of who I said that nuffin ever will happen with well I was crying with him about you and he told me how amazing I was, how he always though so and so I smurfed him to show you I'm right! Now who's the stuipd one? I can't get any guy I want and whatr are you doing just sitting at home crying over how you lost me? Well don't cry for me because you've already lost me asswhole! Ha ha ha ha ha (ed I would say I've been cheated on... but technically I'm single at this point) Tuesday June 12th Subject: Read ASAP JD, Call me, we need to talk Tuesday June 12 Subject: Just listen.... ok fine, you don't want to call me then just listen. I'm mad and hurt right now. I really felt something between us and now you've gone and thrown it all away and I have no idea why. JD, we were amazing together weren't we? We always had fun, and I tried to be so easy going and happy with you. We were the couple that could spend an evening out with our friends or laze about on the couch and either way end it all in fantastic sex and confessions of love. I know that something has happened to change all that, but you have to admit that you still feel something for me. To deny that is to deny your very soul. I know you'll call me tonight. We have a lot to discuss. A lot of bad nd good. It may not change things and we may still be broken up, but you at least owe me a conversation. A chance. Em (ed: I've been in Europe for 12 days. I am coming home on Saturday. On this day I go shopping in Rome and get a necklace for Em and write a postcard to my grandparents.) Thursday June 14th Subject: I tried... I tried to reach out to you JD, I really did. But I take back all those nice things I said. I'm glad we're broken up. You're boring as shit to be with. I pretended so many times to like the stupid shows you like, to watch the stupid movies you like, to enjoy spending time with your asinine friends. I've moved on. I realize that you are not the right person for me in any way whatsoever. You bring out the worst traits in me and I'm a million times better without you. I'm bringing by a bunch of your stuff to you mom's house. So long JD, I'd like to say it was fun but it really wasn't. Believe me when I say that I never want to hear from you again. Em Thursday June 14th subject: OPEN FIRST!!! DO NOT READY ANY OTHER EMAILS!!! If you love me, you will delete every email I've sent you over the past week without reading it. (ed: When she went by my mom's house to drop off my stuff, she bumped into my mom... my mom told her I was in Europe until Saturday...) JD please I am begging you that when you get back you do not read any email but this one. We've all made mistakes while you've been away. I can explain it all to you, call me ASAP. I love you with all my heart and soul! Em (Ed: I read the emails... Em and I are no longer together. I learned two very important lessons from this whole ordeal. 1. Careful when you date passionate people, because passion swings both ways. Sometimes they'll love you, but other times they'll hate you. And when they hate you...boy do they hate you. 2. When you go to Europe for 2 weeks, leave your smurfing phone on.)

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Damn You Chicken!!!!!!

You didn't even post the link to the video.

Meh, the video is damned long anyways, though the pics of him in Europe were a nice touch.

Ouch! But at least you have taken something positive from it. I love her mode swings, but that's from where I sit. Better luck next time is all I can say with the next girl.

Quote: Originally Posted by Steel Chicken... Meh, the video is damned long anyways, though the pics of him in Europe were a nice touch.

But the music made up for it.

Yeah I'm starting to date a girl. She loves to text me and generally I respond. Well one day I left my phone home by accident. When I realize this I'm like "Crap. This girl might think I don't want to talk to her and load up my phone with texts". I thought that because one of my friends/coworkers has dated girls who if he didn't respond in 5 seconds, he got another text asking why and it just went downhill from there. Oh and this was a gym day so that meant I wouldn't get home to my phone till about 8. And let me also add that this girl is just enamored with me because apparently I'm like the first guy to treat her well. So all of this lead me to assume the worst and I'm going to have to dump this girl when I see my phone.

Thankfully, when I got home I had 3 texts. One saying "good morning". Another asking how my day was. And the last saying I must be busy so have a good day. So she got to stay.

Good to not have a crazy one. Now that bitch though got hit by lightning next to the crazy tree and had it fall on her.

Or the fact they text you, you text back that you arent in a good mood and dont want to talk, and they keep pestering.....then you go and tell them that their mom and sis are hot and you want to smurf them......

hey, they brought it on themselves.