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Old 09-11-2009, 07:43 PM   #1
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Prostate Exam...

....now I know why you old guys are so grouchy.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:44 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:47 PM   #3
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An older friend told me about this and he said it is painful and scary- And it takes entirely too long.....he said they are in there digging.

I'm not 30 yet, but this is just scary shizzle.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:49 PM   #4
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An older friend told me about this and he said it is painful and scary- And it takes entirely too long.....he said they are in there digging.

I'm not 30 yet, but this is just scary shizzle.

Even if I were gay...there is no way I would ever do anal.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:49 PM   #5
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:52 PM   #6
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Even if I were gay...there is no way I would ever do anal.

You would be a bad gay... From what I think I know.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:57 PM   #7
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:59 PM   #8
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Doctor Jellyfinger, I presume?
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:22 PM   #9
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Oh god please don't tell me that you answered McDoosh's free prostate exam ad on Craigslist. Didn't it tip you off (no pun intended) that he was running it out of a public storage garage?
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:26 PM   #10
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I'm 30 but never had that done. I did go to get blood drawn and piss test to check for cholesterol, protstate levels, diabetes, etc. Everything came out normal, except it turns out my cholesterol is really high. So I've been on a diet for a week so far, and been keeping my cholesterol intake below 50mg each day. Also keeping the fat and carbs down too, while I'm at it. I'm used to body build a lot years ago, and still keep in shape at least these days. I know that even though I work out a lot, that it doesn't mean I can eat junk all the time, but because of that, I figure what's it gonna hurt? Now I definitely know that just because you feel fit and look fit, doesn't mean that inside something can go wrong. BTW, Quaker's flavored rice cake snacks aren't half bad... Yes it has come to that.



BTW I recommend people get there cholesterol levels checked before you are thirty. Sooner is better than later.
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i hear vgt does them for free out of his garage, he said he has experience he worked as a manhole inspector for the water dept.
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I'm 30 but never had that done. I did go to get blood drawn and piss test to check for cholesterol, protstate levels, diabetes, etc. Everything came out normal, except it turns out my cholesterol is really high. So I've been on a diet for a week so far, and been keeping my cholesterol intake below 50mg each day. Also keeping the fat and carbs down too, while I'm at it. I'm used to body build a lot years ago, and still keep in shape at least these days. I know that even though I work out a lot, that it doesn't mean I can eat junk all the time, but because of that, I figure what's it gonna hurt? Now I definitely know that just because you feel fit and look fit, doesn't mean that inside something can go wrong. BTW, Quaker's flavored rice cake snacks aren't half bad... Yes it has come to that.



BTW I recommend people get there cholesterol levels checked before you are thirty. Sooner is better than later.

I think Cholesterol is linked to saturated fats. I wouldn't worry so much about actual intake since the body has the liver to act as a cholesterol overflow valve.

white cheddar rice cakes are the bomb though
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....now I know why you old guys are so grouchy.

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An older friend told me about this and he said it is painful and scary- And it takes entirely too long.....he said they are in there digging.

I'm not 30 yet, but this is just scary shizzle.

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Im 23 and already terrified.

LOL! That is how you find out if you are gay. Too bad is late in life for civilians. Us veterans find out early, before you go to basic training they do the finger exam. I had to do a flight physical every year and of those every five they did the dreaded finger exam. After 40 they went down to every other year. Now that I'm in my fifties I don't hate them as much. Hmm... Now that I think about it, a prostate exam is the only intimate contact I get these days.
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Old 09-11-2009, 09:09 PM   #14
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I tried to use the political capital I gained today by telling my wife I needed "special" loving for being violated....as usual...it didn't work.
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I tried to use the political capital I gained today by telling my wife I needed "special" loving for being violated....as usual...it didn't work.



That's what you get for telling her that "it" moved when the Dr. was making you his personal finger puppet..........
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Doctor Jellyfinger, I presume?

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Old 09-11-2009, 09:27 PM   #18
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yes......his finger was LOOOOOOOONG.....for Farrah...
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LOL! That is how you find out if you are gay. Too bad is late in life for civilians. Us veterans find out early, before you go to basic training they do the finger exam. I had to do a flight physical every year and of those every five they did the dreaded finger exam. After 40 they went down to every other year. Now that I'm in my fifties I don't hate them as much. Hmm... Now that I think about it, a prostate exam is the only intimate contact I get these days.

I'm pretty sure you just had a dirty old man at MEPS.

I've never had anything stuck up my bum while at a military medical facility.
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I agree. I went to MEPS 3 times and never got a finger up my ass.
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Old 09-12-2009, 09:05 AM   #22
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I'm actually kinda looking forward to my first one....I plan to eat lots of cheesey bread and collard greens on the day before. The doc'll be in for a real treat. Hell, I might even top it off with a generous portion of spanish peanuts and white raisins.
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Old 09-12-2009, 09:15 AM   #24
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Here's a tip:

Find a female physician. They have smaller fingers.

At least it makes the experience a bit more interesting. (It isn't really that bad anyway....)
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