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Old 09-14-2009, 09:24 PM   #1
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107-year-old Malaysian woman seeks 23rd hubby

Someone on this website would hit it.

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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A 107-year-old Malaysian woman says she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband might leave her for a younger woman, a report said Monday.

Wook Kundor made headlines four years ago when she married Muhammad Noor Che Musa, a man 70 years her junior in northern Terengganu state, with pictures of the couple's wedding splashed across regional newspapers.

But Wook is now looking for new love as she fears that Muhammad, 37, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, will leave her once the programme ends, she told the Star newspaper.

"Lately, there is this kind of insecurity in me," the paper quoted her as saying, showing a photograph of the smiling, wrinkled-faced centenarian wearing a Muslim headscarf.

"I realise that I am an aged woman. I don't have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone."

"My intention to remarry is to fill my forlornness and nothing more than that," she said, adding that she felt lonely without her husband by her side to celebrate the coming Muslim festival of Eid al-Fitr next week.

Wook said she planned to visit Muhammad on the second day of Eid if her neighbours were willing to drive her to the capital.

Muhammad, who was a lodger in Wook's house, had previously said it was "God's will" that the couple fell in love.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:27 PM   #2
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Does she put out?

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Of COURSE hes going to leave her once he goes to rehab. You HAVE to be on drugs to slam century old meat pie.
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Did she feed on the souls of the other 22?
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She breast fed until she was 90.



















All 22 husbands did.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:53 PM   #11
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Lookin good for 107!


Well... maybe not 'good'.
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It would be pretty cool to kill someone with my penis.
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She looks good for a 107 year old. Heck, I'd be thrilled to be above ground at 107.
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Flashin' tha benjamins. No wonder she scored a 37yo drug addict.
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Looks like someone popped her in the eye.
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