- at an old a job, a boss from a different department sent me out to pick up his pizza......I drove my old car very hard to make a point, didn't get sent out as his errand boy again.
But then...I'm not the discriminating type when it comes to pizza. I even like those "Healthy Choice" shitass frozen pizzas on French bread that my wife is always buying. You could probably call cat litter "pizza" and I'd eat it with a smile.
Life is all about ass, you're either covering it,hauling it,laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." ~Thomas Jefferson, 1776
My health insurance will reject me if I eat Pizza Hut. Greasiest, nastiest shit you can possibly throw into your body.
Here's what my body does (last time I ate that crap was ~10 years ago) after Pizza Hut digestion --------->
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oh BTW, to "theweight" I've got front row seats to the end of the world I'll sell ya for a measley $500. Send the money to your momma. She'll just turn around and give it to me for showing her whos your smurfing daddy.
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"Life is not fair, never has been, never will be. Walter Payton is dead, and O.J. is still...uhmm...wut?"
Mom and pop take the cake when it comes to pizza hands down. Why? Because the pizzas are actually baked in a pizza oven not on a timed conveyor belt. I mean don't get me wrong i like papa johns and pizza hut but if you want a real pie. Mom and Pop is the way to go. Dominos is just plain disgusting they are by far a last resort. Pretty much the only place able to deliver on base when i was at Nellis LV go figure.
I worked at Pizza Slut from 16-21, 'insider' until 18 in highschool, then a driver for 3 years while in college.
Then I got hired as a manager (ohh big spenda!) at PaPa John's. Trust me when I say this, it's all the same shit. PaPa's "fresh" sauce is 4 big cans of sauce with 'mix' dumped in, then stirred with a long ass (no idea the real name) part of a beater, on the end of a drill. That is how it's 'made fresh' in the store. All their vegetables are technically fresh, as they are actually cut in the store. Pizza Hut has all theirs delivered by Ready-Pak (same shit in the grocery store) every other day.
Oh I did eat the pizza - and I tipped the dude 4$ that came the first time. I called the store upon opening my pizza and told the manager "Just might want to tell your driver to be a little more careful next time" - he then said "I'll have a new one sent out to you" - which I wasn't expecting... I would have rather had the credit, because now I have FOUR pizza's and just me. My plan was to take this to work with me the rest of the week, and probably even dinner 2 more nights.
As for those "OMG THAT ISN'T EVEN PIZZA" - smurf off with that. I've had pizza from all over the country. I can say that a good pizza shop in CA to DC to NY, its all the same when it comes down to it.
Is a chain 'lower' quality? No, in fact I bet they use fresher ingredients overall.
Oh and I also tipped the next driver 3$ that came out with my new pizzas.
They sure stuffed the crust alright.... right into the corner of that box... lol
I'd drive that shit back to the pizza hut and toss it on the counter.... open box down.
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Arrogance is short lived when a bigass Chicago style pizza rolls over your floppy, grease-dripping, plainass pizza!
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lol there's nothing to stir...i love chicago style pizza too.
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Just because it's IN NY, doesn't make it good.
no it doesn't...but you can walk into a random pizzeria anywhere in brooklyn/manhattan (2 different styles btw) and you've got a pretty good chance of getting better pizza than you could in PA...or texas lol
2004 GTO Owner
