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Old 10-27-2009, 06:30 AM   #1
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My cuz is a piece of work....

So my deadbeat cousin has both his cars broke down. So he knows that either my dad or me goes by the Post Office every morning. He has a PO Box just like us. So he ask us to check his mail.

So it was my turn last week. Well he sends me some mail to get out also. Well one of the packages was for NetFlix. Well he didn't seal it all the way. When I got out of the car at the P.O., one of the DVD's came out, and the case popped open.

LOL the move was "Transexual Beauty Queens"....and even worse...he must have broken it...it was cracked pretty bad and he thought scotch tape would fix it.
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:31 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:36 AM   #3
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:40 AM   #4
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:40 AM   #5
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hahah thats is horrible. are you gonna tell him
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:55 AM   #6
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:59 AM   #7
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Yea, what a goofball. Everybody knows duct tape is what you use, it'll fix anything!
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:11 AM   #8
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What bandit12 is really saying...

"I NetFlixed Transexual Beauty Queens and broke it, will scotch tape fix it"?
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:12 AM   #9
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:12 AM   #10
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I knew it was going to be funny when you called him your "deadbeat cousin", hahahaha, classic!!!

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hahah thats is horrible. are you gonna tell him

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I knew it was going to be funny when you called him your "deadbeat cousin", hahahaha, classic!!!

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Old 10-27-2009, 08:14 AM   #12
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Is your cousin Bandit? lol j/k man!

That is some funny stuff. You should have taken a pic of it with your cell phone for confirmation and so you could show him later.....lol You could make him cut the grass or do odd jobs for free!
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:10 AM   #14
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Is your cousin Bandit? lol j/k man!

That is some funny stuff. You should have taken a pic of it with your cell phone for confirmation and so you could show him later.....lol You could make him cut the grass or do odd jobs for free!

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Old 10-27-2009, 12:30 PM   #15
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:49 PM   #17
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:37 PM   #18
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I would have thought Netflix didn't deal in genres like that. I bet the people who open envelopes at the Netflix distribution center wear gloves.
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:59 PM   #19
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I would have thought Netflix didn't deal in genres like that. I bet the people who open envelopes at the Netflix distribution center wear gloves.

They don't...and there is no "case" to pop open..just a simple paper sleeve.

Calling BS.
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:04 PM   #20
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Is your cousin Bandit? lol j/k man!

That is some funny stuff. You should have taken a pic of it with your cell phone for confirmation and so you could show him later.....lol You could make him cut the grass or do odd jobs for free!

never solicit "odd jobs" from a guy that's into tranny porn because he might show up in a dress.
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:07 PM   #21
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They don't...and there is no "case" to pop open..just a simple paper sleeve.

Calling BS.

maybe that is why it cracked.
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:25 PM   #22
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Your cuz will be like the old guy from Family Guy in about 50 years.....lol

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Old 10-27-2009, 02:26 PM   #23
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If you woke up with Sterno smeared all over your ass... would you say anything ?

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Old 10-27-2009, 09:57 PM   #27
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that settles it.. i'm signing up for netflix
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They don't...and there is no "case" to pop open..just a simple paper sleeve.

Calling BS.

They don't, but they do have some nudies. I'm afraid to have them delivered in the rare event the lady gets curious and opens up "Beach Babes from Outer Space" or something.
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