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Im in Yuma, Arizona right now... I had just left the hotel to get a bite for breakfast when I noticed a new MR2 being driven by a female. We were sitting at a red light, side by side, about 4 cars from the front. She looked my car over, then began driving like a dumb bitch once the light turned green. I got the impression she was trying to show me her car was better or something lol. She went weaving in and out of traffic as if she was racing. I wasnt about to shut this dumb chick down, but it was obvious that she thought she had a fast car.

I came to another red light. She was already there, but now in my lane. I pull up behind her, I see her look in her mirrors, then she gives me a thumb down out the window.

Hahaha... ha.. ha... ehem... now its time to shut her down...

We got the next light cycle, both on the frontline. Light turned green, I waited to see if she would floor it, and she did... so I floored it and destroyed her in seconds... I slowed way down, because it was such an absolute slaughter, that it wasnt worth the gas...

We got the next light cycle...side by side again, I got nothing but scawling dirty looks... which lead me to **** with her, so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.


Im a jerk huh
 

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Nice, she sounds like she has a lot of anger. Maybe her ex drove a GTO?
 

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I cant help it... maybe my ego is too big, but when I see a$$holes driving like they've got something they dont, I like to remind them... they dont have it. lol. I think I just like to mess with people lol
 

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If I remember correctly you have a nicely modded GTO, no? I have done that to people before but only after they start stuff. I wouldnt give anyone thumbs down unless the were deserving it. MR2 is faster than the Ricey hoda civic that talked crap to me for no reason, and I had to stomp him...Baaaddddly. and said in not so many words the same thing at the next light. some people dont realize if they didnt start crap there wouldnt any crap.
 

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I dont have any mods. Im 100% stock... with after market tires...
 

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I used to have a 2003 Toyota MR2 Spyder. It's a drivers race between a MR2 and a stock 04 Grand Prix GTP. I owned both. The GTO would destroy them both.
 

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:gr_jest:

That was good. Thanks for the laugh!

She deserved it.:turbonaug
 

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rVOLT said:
so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.
Beautiful. I would've only added "Are you asking me out?"
 

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Stupid Mr. 2 owners.

You should have said, "Awwwwww, that's so cute. Your car's like a mentally retarded kid trying to play ball with the older guys."
 

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We got the next light cycle...side by side again, I got nothing but scawling dirty looks... which lead me to **** with her, so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.
Lol, that's funny! My wife has an 04 MR2 and it is severely underpowered. Its a fun car in the twisties but sure isn't made for quick straight line acceleration. The fastest I've seen is in the 11s but it is very heavily modded "shop" car. Stock they can't get out of their own way and sure aren't a match for a goat.
 

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rVOLT said:
Im in Yuma, Arizona right now... I had just left the hotel to get a bite for breakfast when I noticed a new MR2 being driven by a female. We were sitting at a red light, side by side, about 4 cars from the front. She looked my car over, then began driving like a dumb bitch once the light turned green. I got the impression she was trying to show me her car was better or something lol. She went weaving in and out of traffic as if she was racing. I wasnt about to shut this dumb chick down, but it was obvious that she thought she had a fast car.

I came to another red light. She was already there, but now in my lane. I pull up behind her, I see her look in her mirrors, then she gives me a thumb down out the window.

Hahaha... ha.. ha... ehem... now its time to shut her down...

We got the next light cycle, both on the frontline. Light turned green, I waited to see if she would floor it, and she did... so I floored it and destroyed her in seconds... I slowed way down, because it was such an absolute slaughter, that it wasnt worth the gas...

We got the next light cycle...side by side again, I got nothing but scawling dirty looks... which lead me to **** with her, so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.


Im a jerk huh
lol, yeah thats something that I'd do. "is your car broke?"
Classic.
 

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rVOLT said:
Im in Yuma, Arizona right now... I had just left the hotel to get a bite for breakfast when I noticed a new MR2 being driven by a female. We were sitting at a red light, side by side, about 4 cars from the front. She looked my car over, then began driving like a dumb bitch once the light turned green. I got the impression she was trying to show me her car was better or something lol. She went weaving in and out of traffic as if she was racing. I wasnt about to shut this dumb chick down, but it was obvious that she thought she had a fast car.

I came to another red light. She was already there, but now in my lane. I pull up behind her, I see her look in her mirrors, then she gives me a thumb down out the window.

Hahaha... ha.. ha... ehem... now its time to shut her down...

We got the next light cycle, both on the frontline. Light turned green, I waited to see if she would floor it, and she did... so I floored it and destroyed her in seconds... I slowed way down, because it was such an absolute slaughter, that it wasnt worth the gas...

We got the next light cycle...side by side again, I got nothing but scawling dirty looks... which lead me to **** with her, so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.


Im a jerk huh
...did you get her #?

were you minding your own beez wax?
 

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Good kill. The first car that really screwed with me after I bought the GTO was an MR2. It was just a farce. I mean, come on now....

LR
 

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I still like the older model TT MR2's, those things could be made pretty quick, but obviously this car was not one of those. Good run!
 

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rVOLT said:
Im in Yuma, Arizona right now... I had just left the hotel to get a bite for breakfast when I noticed a new MR2 being driven by a female. We were sitting at a red light, side by side, about 4 cars from the front. She looked my car over, then began driving like a dumb bitch once the light turned green. I got the impression she was trying to show me her car was better or something lol. She went weaving in and out of traffic as if she was racing. I wasnt about to shut this dumb chick down, but it was obvious that she thought she had a fast car.

I came to another red light. She was already there, but now in my lane. I pull up behind her, I see her look in her mirrors, then she gives me a thumb down out the window.

Hahaha... ha.. ha... ehem... now its time to shut her down...

We got the next light cycle, both on the frontline. Light turned green, I waited to see if she would floor it, and she did... so I floored it and destroyed her in seconds... I slowed way down, because it was such an absolute slaughter, that it wasnt worth the gas...

We got the next light cycle...side by side again, I got nothing but scawling dirty looks... which lead me to **** with her, so I yelled over to her and said "Is your car broke or something? why is it so slow?"

F*** YOU, is all she said with dirty looks flyiing... I was just laughing.


Im a jerk huh
LOL!!! LOL!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG!!! Fck her!!!:fawkdance LOL!!! :gr_jest: i love it. pure bitch got what she EXACTLY asked for!!!
 

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This is the best thread tonight! Or should i say lastnight? wowZ! That was a sweet kill! She had the balls to give you a thumbs down? This is what i mean about idiots driving out there that know NOTHING about cars, especially GTO's. I bet as i type she's looking up mods online for her broke car, lol.
 
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