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Could one of you nice people from New Zealand possibly help me with a small problem?
 

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GotTogO said:
Could one of you nice people from New Zealand possibly help me with a small problem?
Are you having trouble deciding on what type of sheep is your new g/f?
 

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Be nice Olly - not all New Zealanders are Sheep Worriers...

Some prefer cattle...

J/K...
 

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I lost my virginity to a little lamb. Only slightly frowned upon over here. Took her home for dinner that night. Lovely with some new potatoes and mint sauce.
 

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If you need to know anything about NZ, just as olly. He's originally from there, ya know. ;)
 

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I'll put my hand up !:)
As for the sheep jokes:bs: lol
 

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HRJ said:
If you need to know anything about NZ, just as olly. He's originally from there, ya know. ;)
Listen up Cletis...I hear you moved from Canuckland to Texas because y'all prefer longhorns instead of moose.................
 

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lol
 

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You were just helping the sheep get over the fence, right?
 

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Yep..the kiwis are always the gentlemen...who said romance had died....lol
Hey GotToGo......have we helped you with your nz problem yet?
 

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excellent Kiwi joke

so this Kiwi guy creeps into his house late at night with a sheep tucked under his arm.

he kicks his gumboots off and walks over to the bedroom door ever so quietly

as he pushes the door open he see's his good wife asleep in bed, however the creaking of the door awakes her from her slumber

just as she awakes she hears her husband say

"so this is the pig I have sex with when you have a head ache"

his wife gruffly shouts at him "I think you will find that's a sheep not a pig you idiot"

he simply replies "I think you will find I wasn't talking to you"

told as only an Australian could
 
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