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... when you can have a nice big tall glass of road rage.
My drive to work I usually cross paths with this twat that drives a POS neon and does her make-up while driving. She cuts in and out of traffic, drives 10 miles under the speed limit until you try to pass her, etc... you know, the drivers you just wish natural selection would take care of. The last run in I had with her, she flipped me off and called me a ****, so I flipped her off back before turning onto the road I take to get to work.
This morning, I see her again and she is doing the same crap. Cutting in and out of traffic, etc. We work in the 'Tech Center' and there is only one way to gain access to it from the road we both take to work. You have to take a left turn along with 29372987321 other cars, so it gets pretty backed up. She doesn't like the back up, gets into the right lanes and tries to pass all the traffic only to get over right away. She tried to get in front of me, and well, I am a bitch so if I see you pull this shit, there is no ****ing way I am letting you over. She finally gets behind me and a few miles down the road, we pull up at a stop light next to each other. I have my front windows about half way down as I always do, so she rolls hers down and says, "How about if I ram your car? Bitch". I just look at her in amazement and say "I really want a new car, so please do." I guess she chickened out though, because when the light turned green, she peeled out and took off.
People are ****ing weird.
Oh, and I also had a dream last night that our accountant that we are firing today shot me when I came into work.
My drive to work I usually cross paths with this twat that drives a POS neon and does her make-up while driving. She cuts in and out of traffic, drives 10 miles under the speed limit until you try to pass her, etc... you know, the drivers you just wish natural selection would take care of. The last run in I had with her, she flipped me off and called me a ****, so I flipped her off back before turning onto the road I take to get to work.
This morning, I see her again and she is doing the same crap. Cutting in and out of traffic, etc. We work in the 'Tech Center' and there is only one way to gain access to it from the road we both take to work. You have to take a left turn along with 29372987321 other cars, so it gets pretty backed up. She doesn't like the back up, gets into the right lanes and tries to pass all the traffic only to get over right away. She tried to get in front of me, and well, I am a bitch so if I see you pull this shit, there is no ****ing way I am letting you over. She finally gets behind me and a few miles down the road, we pull up at a stop light next to each other. I have my front windows about half way down as I always do, so she rolls hers down and says, "How about if I ram your car? Bitch". I just look at her in amazement and say "I really want a new car, so please do." I guess she chickened out though, because when the light turned green, she peeled out and took off.
People are ****ing weird.
Oh, and I also had a dream last night that our accountant that we are firing today shot me when I came into work.